Childlike Envy

1. Can’t Sleep

Find yourself tossing and turning in your bed late at night. Remember how completely worried and anxious you are about your frustrating and uncomfortable and stressful adult problems.

2. Static

Hear a noise from the television in the room next door. Find yourself more and more worried about your adult problems and responsibilities with every step that you take closer to the source of the noise.

3. Toy Commercial

Walk into the room to see that the television is playing a toy commercial. Find yourself becoming more and more jealous of the children in the scene as you remember just how boring and lifeless and uncomfortable everything is for you as an adult.

4. Puppets

Watch as the commercial changes to a television show with puppets teaching children to learn. Discover yourself becoming jealous of the fact that nobody wants to take the time to teach you anything anymore, and discover yourself mimicking the children in front of you exactly as they laugh and learn from the characters on screen so that you can act and behave in the same way in your future.

5. Clothing Commercial (Premium)

Become envious of the pretty outfits and bright colors that the happy children get to wear, yet adults cannot. Remember that you will feel better in your life once all of your ugly and uncomfortable adult clothing has been thrown away and replaced with the childish outfits that you naturally prefer.

6. Feelings

Emulate and idolize the characters on the screen in front of you as one of the children falls and scrapes their knee. Become jealous of the fact that children can express themselves so openly and comfortably, and make a mental note that you crave to emulate the emotions of the children around you so that you can be emotional and childlike and happy in every aspect of who you are.

7. Diaper Commercial (Premium)

Become completely jealous and envious of the fact that children do not have to waste any of their valuable time trying to look for and find a bathroom. Know that you will be the happiest and most euphoric in your future once you can wear diapers all of the time and use them in exactly the way that they were meant to be used.

8. New Role Model

Fall asleep peacefully now that you have a new role model to emulate and free yourself from all of the uncomfortable adult worries and stresses and anxieties that you face every day. Remember that by being envious of the carefree lifestyle that children have each and every day, you are working towards remaking your own life in a way that will lead towards complete happiness and comfort and satisfaction in your future.

Develop a healthy jealousy of being happy and carefree. Throw away your adult worries and responsibilities and give in to your childlike envy.